Archive for February, 2009

Flight Conversation With A Kid

February 28, 2009

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass -Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?

Tol Naik Lagi

February 27, 2009

Salam.

Dua hari lepas aku berminat nak baca pasal cas tol yang naik lagi. Aku walaupun takde kenderaan sendiri, tapi pengalaman pakai kereta Fadinha selama seminggu hari tu cukup lah beritahu segalanya. Dengan kos minyak lagi, kemudian jalan sikit je ada tol lagi, bak kata kawan aku dulu “kan ke baaaaaangaaangg namanya tu?!”

Bagi PLUS, kadar kenaikan tol untuk sistem kutipan tol tertutup PLUS (Lebuhraya E1 dan E2) akan dinaikkan sebanyak 0.68 sen sekilometer bagi kenderaan Kelas 1, bagaimanapun kenaikan itu tidak melibatkan tol di Plaza Tol Bukit Kayu Hitam, Tambak Johor dan Bangunan Sultan Iskandar.

SPRINT-Kerinchi dan Damansara Link, kadar tol dinaikkan antara 30 sen dan 50 sen bagi kenderaan kelas satu manakala bagi AKLEH, kadar tol dinaikkan sebanyak 50 sen bagi kenderaan Kelas 1. 

Kadar tol di Lebuhraya BESRAYA dinaikkan sebanyak 10 sen bagi kenderaan Kelas 1 dan bayaran hanya dibuat di Plaza Tol Mines berikutan Plaza Tol Salak Jaya ditutup pada 24 Februari lalu. Sementara itu bagi Lebuhraya NPE pula, kadar tol dinaikkan sebanyak 40 sen bagi kelas kenderaan yang sama.

Dipetik dari Harian Metro online.

Jadi memang lagi lama lah aku guna kenderaan awam yang sekarang pun dah jadi semakin celaka lambatnya. Huh! Malaysia kita kata kan..??

Calo~

Fun With Words (pt. 2)

February 26, 2009

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or in a relationship to someone else.

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Akon ft. Colby O’Donis & Kardinal Offishall – Beautiful

February 25, 2009

[Akon] 
When I see you 
I run out of words to say (oh oh) 
I wouldn’t leave you 
‘Cause you’re that type of girl to make me stay (oh oh) 

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Fun With Words (pt. 1)

February 24, 2009

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 

2. A will is a dead giveaway. 

3. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. 

4. A backward poet writes inverse. 

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Mestre Bimba

February 19, 2009

Salam.

About Mestre Bimba : According to Wikipedia, Manuel dos Reis Machado, commonly called Mestre Bimba (born November 23, 1899, Salvador, BrazilFebruary 15, 1974) was a mestre (a master practitioner) of the Afro-Brazilian martial art capoeira.

Machado is said to have had two birth certificates, dated 1899 and 1900, respectively. 1900 is the date most commonly used.

The son of Luiz Cândido Machado and Maria Martinha do Bonfim, Manuel was born at the Bairro do Engenho Velho, Salvador. The nickname “Bimba” came up due to a bet between his mother and the midwife during his birth; his mother bet that he was going to be a girl and the midwife bet he would be a boy. After he was delivered, the midwife said… it’s a boy, look at his bimba (male sexual organ).

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Mestre Pastinha

February 15, 2009

Salam.

About Mestre Pastinha : According to Wikipedia, Vicente Ferreira Pastinha (commonly called Mestre Pastinha) (April 5, 1889, Salvador, Bahia, BrazilNovember 13, 1981) was a mestre (a master practitioner) of the Afro-Brazilian martial art Capoeira.

The son of José Señor Pastinha and Eugênia Maria de Carvalho, he was exposed to Capoeira at the age of 8 by an African named Benedito. The story goes that an older and stronger boy from Pastinha’s neighborhood would often bully and beat him up. One day Benedito saw the aggression that Pastinha suffered, and then told him to stop by his house because he was going to teach him few things. In his next encounter with that boy, Pastinha defeated him so quickly that the older boy became his admirer.

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What Is Pagode?

February 14, 2009

Brazilian Night

Salam.

In conjunction of Brazilian Night at Qba Latin Bar, The Westin Kuala Lumpur, and our special guest appearance by Valtinho Anastacio (international Brazilian percussionist), we’ll having a Pagode in the event. For party-latin music-goers,  you are invited to the party as well as there might be samba night too! 😉

About Pagode : According to Wikipedia (the free online encyclopedia), Pagode is a Brazilian style of music which originated in the Rio de Janeiro region as a subgenre of Samba. (more…)

Apa Yang Anda Nampak?

February 13, 2009

Salam.

Agak lama jugak lah aku tak kemaskini blog. Dengan beban tugas di pejabat, kemudian dengan EBC Capoeira batizado yang dah dekat, tambah lagi dengan rezeki freelance job yang bertambah-ganda, dan lagi pulak ada beberapa kes dan hal baru-baru ni yang langsung menggenapkan aku sebulan tidur pukul 2-3 pagi. Jadi sempena ‘kembalinya’ aku online ni (walaupun tak tahu bila lagi nak kemaskini), aku nak anda semua tatap gambar bawah ni dan komen apa yang anda semua nampak? 😛 kekekekeke..

Calo~

wahlahwey

Escola Brasileira de Capoeira

February 9, 2009

Salam.

Escola Brasileira de Capoeira (EBC) : The Brazilian School of Capoeira (EBC) develops its work on various levels, using capoeira as a form of integrating diverse social classes through this authentically Brazilian sport. Its objectives are to maintain the professionalism of its capoeiristas and to contribute to the formation of ethical and moral values in society, thereby sustaining Brazilian culture.

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