Difference Between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ……………

Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say:

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell  TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and ! most of the time old but HP is cute,  slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don’t have.

Last but not least……
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS……
Once get it,  HABIS LAH.

So better choose TV lah

One Response to “Difference Between Wife & Girlfriend”

  1. riz Says:

    ada statement yg aku leh paham, tp ada yg ta paham. So bile aku gelak tu tiba2 tersekat. Pastu gelak balik. And then tersekat.😛

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