I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave
I thought that maybe if I acted ‘CRAZY’ then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was ‘CRAZY’ and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked “What are you doing?”
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker followed me out, the Boss asked him “…And where do you think you’re going?”
(You’re gonna love this…)
He said, “I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark.”